imlovedavestrider:

consider: dirk and karkat have a No Sleep Off. whoever lasts longer without collapsing wins

dave is like. what are you doing. stop. no. dirk go the fuck to sleep and karkat cuddle me. they both look up from where theyve been glaring at each other for three hours, 16 redbulls on the table. its been 3 days. how do they do this