rb if ur gay n wanna kiss a boy

me: sees cute boy w/ both a hoodie AND a jacket on

gay ass touch-starved monkey goblin brain: burrow…. swoft…… waor m……. he Safe……. burrow into chest & never leav e….. he Protec t u; boy p rotect

yummytomatoes:

Everything I hold will still be there tomorrow.

obligatory davekat

blimpcat:

i thought you’d never ask

Source: thesundaily.my

mygoldenwolf:

So the Russo brothers confirmed that thanos killed half of all life in the snap, including animals and plants

So these bitches telling me that thanos wiped out half of humanity…because we didn’t have the resources to support everyone…and with them he took half of all our food sources

My boy really thought this through

bogleech:

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

discoursekilljoy:

another meme i made to vague an irl over a disagreement on a nonbinary person taking a maga hat from a young conservative rapist and spitting on it

Source: discoursekilljoy

johntav/tavjohn? :)

blazeflaze:

twink-john:

ANON you speak my language ily

@twink-john hey.

and also a transparent one

kisbys:

i will Only support a troll high school/or Just general school concept if it definitely includes yearbooks and as the years go on when u compare images side by side u just fucken. see them get smaller and smaller becuse the cameramen have to accomodate their big Asse horns