Part 1 of a small ballroom au. Karkat gets really into ballroom dancing and tries to get Dave into it as well. All of their practices end up in impromptu makeout sessions or iceing wounds that were accidentally inflicted. (I hc Dave as a noodl boi with little coordination for dancing in sync with someone else.)
the fucked up thing about the salvation army is that theyre arguably the most visible and prominent hate group in america, but you cant hastle them or even protest them because to everyone else it would look like youre curb stomping santa clsuse