blahhhhhh i just saw “icecream” in one of the requests and this popped into my head XD up next I got a few people asking for John and Karkat watching movies and I have a pretty nice image in mind
TG: me CG: JUST BARELY. DON”T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD. TG: how could i possibly TG: its not like being taller by an inch or two is going to make the biggest difference in the world TG: check it out guys im taller and therefor so much better than karkat TG: or at least thats how you make it seem TG: are you insecure about this CG: AM I INSECURE? NO. THAT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND YOU KNOW IT. I HAVE A LOT TO BE INSECURE ABOUT AND MY HEIGHT IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS. TG: then i don’t see what the problem is CG: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! HUMANS ARE WEIRD ABOUT HEIGHT SO I DECIDED TO WARN YOU AGAINST YOUR HUMAN VANITY BECAUSE FUCK ME SIDEWAYS IF I’M GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED HEIGHT. TG: thats bullshit and you know it CG: SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
TG: that depends on what you mean by mess with CG:WHAT THE EVERGRUBBING FUCK IS THAT DOING OUT OF MY RESPITEBLOCK. TG: yeah i like to mess with him a lot