whos taller between the two of you?

danekez:

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TG: me
CG: JUST BARELY. DON”T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.
TG: how could i possibly
TG: its not like being taller by an inch or two is going to make the biggest difference in the world
TG: check it out guys im taller and therefor so much better than karkat
TG: or at least thats how you make it seem 
TG: are you insecure about this
CG: AM I INSECURE?  NO. THAT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND YOU KNOW IT. I HAVE A LOT TO BE INSECURE ABOUT AND MY HEIGHT IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
TG: then i don’t see what the problem is
CG: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! HUMANS ARE WEIRD ABOUT HEIGHT SO I DECIDED TO WARN YOU AGAINST YOUR HUMAN VANITY BECAUSE FUCK ME SIDEWAYS IF I’M GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED HEIGHT. 
TG: thats bullshit and you know it
CG: SHUT YOUR MOUTH.