i was gonna make a comic to go with this but eh
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Tag: davekat
blahhhhhh i just saw “icecream” in one of the requests and this popped into my head XD
up next I got a few people asking for John and Karkat watching movies and I have a pretty nice image in mind
Just something to cheer my girlfriend up a few days ago. I guess now it’s helping cheer me up too.
whos taller between the two of you?
TG: me
CG: JUST BARELY. DON”T LET IT GET TO YOUR HEAD.
TG: how could i possibly
TG: its not like being taller by an inch or two is going to make the biggest difference in the world
TG: check it out guys im taller and therefor so much better than karkat
TG: or at least thats how you make it seem
TG: are you insecure about this
CG: AM I INSECURE? NO. THAT’S FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND YOU KNOW IT. I HAVE A LOT TO BE INSECURE ABOUT AND MY HEIGHT IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
TG: then i don’t see what the problem is
CG: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! HUMANS ARE WEIRD ABOUT HEIGHT SO I DECIDED TO WARN YOU AGAINST YOUR HUMAN VANITY BECAUSE FUCK ME SIDEWAYS IF I’M GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU GOING ON ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED HEIGHT.
TG: thats bullshit and you know it
CG: SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Hey Dave, do you ever mess with Karkat just to get a response?
TG: that depends on what you mean by mess with
CG:WHAT THE EVERGRUBBING FUCK IS THAT DOING OUT OF MY RESPITEBLOCK.
TG: yeah i like to mess with him a lot
consider: dirk and karkat have a No Sleep Off. whoever lasts longer without collapsing wins
dave is like. what are you doing. stop. no. dirk go the fuck to sleep and karkat cuddle me. they both look up from where theyve been glaring at each other for three hours, 16 redbulls on the table. its been 3 days. how do they do this
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