this is an unapologetically self-indulgent johndavekat AU I’ve been developing with @auxanges, where dave and karkat are competing to become the knight to a certain heir to the throne. who will win john’s heart? dave?? karkat??? both???? (the answer is both)
@auxanges is writing a fic based on the concept so there will probably be more content related to this cheesy as fuck AU soon
It’s John he loves sneak attacking them especially when Daves rapping or something so hes not expecting it or when Karkats feeling exceptionally grumpy bc he can easily startle them wih his windy abilities its so funny
CG: AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT, THEY’RE ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN TO HAVE AROUND.
CG: DON’T TELL THEM THAT SHIT THOUGH. I’M ALREADY THE RUMP OF THEIR IMMATURE GRUB-FONDLING SHENANIGANS AND IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED IF THEY AREN’T PRIVY TO THIS SORT OF FUCKING INFORMATION.
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